Step One: Observe the culture.
Step Two: Design a tailored System.
Step Three: Deploy.
The Skarn have done it millions of times.
But they’ve never done it drunk.
After discovering alcohol (and other fascinating aspects of human anatomy), the Skarn are forced to rush the rollout of Earth’s brand-new RPG System while three sheets to the solar wind.
Eight billion people are pulled into a mandatory tutorial filled with lazily slotted-in modules and hazy design decisions.
Humanity must conquer the final raid dungeon in order to return home.
Unfortunately, every attempt the Skarn make to repair their mistakes creates new problems. And while humanity struggles to hit a moving target, the Skarn must finish transforming Earth before Corporate notices anything has gone wrong.
Every poor decision requires another software patch.
Every solution breaks something new.
Welcome to the tutorial.
The rules are being written on the fly.
And the admins are still drunk.